Wednesday, October 22, 2008

ABC Wednesday: "N" is for Near Death Experience*



* not a real near death experience! :)

The letter N is for Near death experiences at the museum.

First I was viciously attacked by a 6 foot tall Scottish teddy bear.  O the humanity!

Just when we thought it was safe, we rounded the corner and ran headlong into this highly active, fast moving, extremely dead(ly) skeleton of a giant sloth!

As you can see from this exclusive, completely undoctored and in no way edited photo, he was not welcoming to visitors.

Through the use of all of our skill, cunning, and normal walking speeds after reading the description signs, we were able to escape and live another day to bring you the harrowing tale so that you, dear reader, might not make the same mistakes we did.

See what else is lurking at http://wednesdayabc.blogspot.com - if you dare! :)


18 comments:

magiceye said...

a visit to the museum sure can be a deathly experience lol!
that was cute!

uncleawang said...

Hi,
Happy ABC Wednesday..
So scarry don't you??
Have a nice day.

Rebeckah said...

Very funny : ). Thanks for sharing! I am glad you lived beyond your near death experience for sure!

Suzanne said...

Your post made me laugh. Did you ever see the movie, A Night at the Museum? (I think that's the name of it). A guy gets a job at a museum and all of the exhibits come to life at night.

Kikamz said...

the dinosaur scared me too! imagine if it were the real thing, it would have been the last of you! and that giant teddy is such a dear! My N is now up too!

antigoni said...

Very funny post. Great job.

earthlingorgeous said...

Oh my! What a scary looking thing to greet me on a museum! Hahahaha! Wow a sloth I have never seen them before! Great N post!

babooshka said...

Nicely done, escpaecially the last one.

AphotoAday said...

Glad you got out in one piece...
Thanks for the warnings -- it's a dangerous world out there...

Bear Naked said...

Well you must know that I love that first photo of the 6 foot teddy bear.
Cute post for the letter N.

Bear((( )))

photowannabe said...

Too funny Alan and very original. I like your N letter choice.

leslie said...

What a great amusing post for today. I remember having my photo taken outside a bear shop in Broadway (the Cotswolds, England) with a lifesize bear in full regalia! :D

Katney said...

And a good time was had by all.

richies said...

Do we need to cut back on the coffee before blogging? Maybe you shouldn't frequent such risky places as Museums.

An Arkie's Musings

D Herrod said...

Very cool. Like the first one

Jay said...

Very ingenious! Nothing in there begins with 'N' and yet you've made it fit!

Well done! LOL!

ChrissyM said...

Glad to hear you made it out a live. What an adventure and a deadly one at that. Who would have guessed the musuem was so dangerous?! I enjoyed your post and pictures.

Kim from Hiraeth said...

What a fun post! : D